Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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