There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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