I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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