It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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