if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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