doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
