The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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