Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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