hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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