id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
where does the pee come out of this thing
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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