I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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