I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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