What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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