Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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