That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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