The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My feet surprised me
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