im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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