last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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