uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
