I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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