Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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