you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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