Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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