..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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