You're my little dorito
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
