I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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