I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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