just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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