love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
