the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
