I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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