you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Acid is not a monday night drug
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
