then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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