is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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