Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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