is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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