we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
