Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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