Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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