This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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