It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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