Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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