My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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