I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You are a genius and a whore.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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