The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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