Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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