Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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