Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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