Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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