have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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