my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Congratulations! We have a period
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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