Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
