Will you blow on my dice?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
